Coral Reef - Jay Chou & Lara
This was the chat between two of the the 3 famous scandalians. To protect my innocent image i've actually looked up the definition of scandal and it didn't look good.
A publicized incident that brings about disgrace or offends the moral sensibilities of society - dictionary.com
Talk that is damaging to one's character; malicious gossip - dictionary.com
So, i've decided to go with the definition from urbandictionary.com
Something that happens; a series of events. Something that is currently happening, what a person is up to, the news.
Hay man, I heard you and your bird were breaking up, what's the scandal?
jshawn: Eh... you still not up in the market yet ah?
carmen: Er.. sorta up d la. Thinking of promotional plans.
jshawn: Aikz. got any special passes or not? U so evil put me so far behind the list.
carmen: Someone actually has a fast forward pass alredi.
jshawn: AIK. WTF! No way. Who's he? U tell me. I wana steal!
carmen: Coursemate. =P. Ur so far away, that's y put u at the back of the list. No more ldr for me.
jshawn: Once you finish your exam you faster come back. I need to improve my hierarchy. :) I want the FAST FORWARD PASS
carmen: Hierarchy? wtf.
jshawn: Eh like that very unfair leh. Where can wan. Ur coursemate ur housemate oso ah?
carmen: 2bad la. Now wan cari those here dulu. Nola, juz coursemate oni.
jshawn: Sure or not ah? U n ur scandals. Cannot believe wan
carmen: Nola!! Memang coursemate
jshawn: Sumore proximity is not a Q. Unfair!
carmen: He's goin back in June if that makes u feel better? N he grads in Dec
jshawn: OUHHHHHHHHHHH. Tell ma. I d started to plan my kill-carmen's-coursemate master plan adi
carmen: Pls don kill him when he's in msia ah!!
jshawn : Hehe tat i cannot guarantee :P
carmen: Not relli my type. Can scandal oni.
jshawn: Can scandal but not bf material la. Then what u waiting for la! We now talking bout scandalling ma not bf oso
carmen: owh we are? kk my bad. Then ah..
jshawn: I see your "then ah"
carmen: Got another 1 who's in line for the fast forward pass oso le
jshawn: OIII. UNFAIR!! Like that i enlist myself in the carmen's bf list lor. I think shorter.
carmen: yea that 1 shorter. In fact there's non in queue now. Ur #1 on the list la then.
jshawn : YAY. ninja. HOLD MY POSITION AH. cannot let any1 take it away ah
carmen: eh got fast forward pass also for that 1. cannot guarantee. priority given to those in melb.
jshawn: WAH. DIE DIE DIE. DIE THOSE PPL LIVING NEAR CARMEN
Kesimpulannye, scandalians memang have nothing better to talk about
5 comments:
i can assure you it's only COURSEMATE, not COURSEMATE+HSEMATE, cuz that would be me and it'd be damn freaking weird lo... and SO wrong.
lolzzz.
so public, i think Sang Kancil reads also leh.
eh..... btw dont waste your time scandal.. go find a good one.. haha would be good if he can play dota.. lolx...
LMAO cl..nice one la...kill 2 birds with 1 stone...get a lokong AND expand our dota group...good 1 good 1...XD
...although well get more..'my gift of preseverence to u my luv by putting my void stone on your gold ring'..or 'sayang ill teman you from the fountain' as well as' dear well stare at the moon and the stars on the leaning tower of Scourge'...
ohohoh!..more primitive way..honey...me go middle path...slaughter wildboar(rigwall/bristleback)..give honey..tonight Good Lovin'....ahaha
Sang Kancil is Connie!!
I'd rather scandal. Doesn't take up as much time as a good one.
Zomg. Dota-rians are as lame as Scandalians. Shit and i'm both... that makes me super lame.
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ur a dota-rian too? lol
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